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about

I set out to produce 22 songs by the end of 2011. Please also check out the music videos on my YouTube channel, gunnarolla.

credits

released July 10, 2012

Written, recorded, and produced by Andrew Gunadie.
Album art & graphic design by Naomi Gunadie.

"Stick It In Banana" co-produced and co-performed by Jan Willem Kolkman.
"Cray Cray Is Dead", "Get Some Food" and "The Comic Sans Song" feature Andrew Huang.
"I Love Sushi - Let's Get Fish-Faced" features Micaela Braithwaite.
"Unicorn Lederhosen Mashup Moshup" features samples taken from gunnarolla & Songs To Wear Pants To recordings.

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gunnarolla Toronto, Ontario

Andrew Gunadie, aka gunnarolla on YouTube. You may know me from "Canadian, Please" or "The Comic Sans Song". I make (mostly) funny pop music.

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Track Name: Sense No Make English (extended)
I was stupid, thinking we both understood
That the rules that we set couldn’t be broken
Now I know that you’d show so little respect
For the things that mattered to me the most

Proper spelling is so telling
The right word, the right verb
I can’t take what you say
Did you just call me “gays fags”?
Using letters is not better
Random caps make me laugh
Please make your point with the right punctuation

Sense no make English
Sense no make English
You make no sense English
Sense no make English
Sense no make English
You make no sense English

Stupid was I, thinking that you’d even care
To take a second to hear what you’re saying
Then you'd know why I hold so little respect
For the things you tell me every day

Grammar user, not abuser
No spell-check, you’re a wreck
I can’t take what you say
Did you just use “your” instead of “you’re”
Run-on sentence, the right verb tense
Not a fan of short-hand
Please try to make your point with the right contractions

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Track Name: The Comic Sans Song (video version) [feat. Songs To Wear Pants To]
I can see the writing on the wall
And it's spreading just like an infection
The problem is we'd rather hate than love
Or blame improper font selection

Bold, italic, underline
If we'd give it a moment it could shine
To ban it would be a measure so drastic
How can you hate a font that's so fantastic?

Comic Sans is the best font in the world
If you want your designs to look like they're done by little girls
Comic Sans best used in moderation
Come on join me, the Comic Sans Nation

And if I asked you to join in the crusade
Would you do it without hesitation?
To cure the world of fontophobia
Eliminate all font frustration

Bold, italic, underline
If we'd give it a moment it could shine
To ban it would be a measure so drastic
How can you hate a font that's so fantastic?

Comic Sans is the best font in the world
If you want your designs to look like they're done by little girls
Comic Sans best used in moderation
Come on join me, the Comic Sans Nation

And on the subject I just want you to know
That we've been pronouncing it wrong
The "sans" part is actually French
So it should sound like "Comic Sans"

Bold, italic, underline
If we'd give it a moment it could shine
To ban it would be a measure so drastic
How can you hate a font that's so fantastic?

it's time to make an impact
your favorite mistral, yes, you know i rockwell
i bring it extra hot, but this is not helvetica
get a connection to any letter or number
and we'll make it look twenty years younger
whether you got a tablet, feeling so wild
or if you're more of a bookman old style
O! CR A-game
we've got the best font in the world and l maintain
girl, you're totally my type, CE
but let's avoid those giddyup STDs
everybody put your hands in the arial
get em up high, and my wingdings will carry you
in the futura nation will use what i do
you're living in the past, i make these times new
roaming the streets, painting walls with my brush script
but there's a font of which i'll never get enough it's
bold italic underline...

Comic Sans is the best font in the world
If you want your designs to look like they're done by little girls
Comic Sans best used in moderation
Come on join me, the Comic Sans Nation

Comic Sans is the best font in the world
If you want your designs to look like they're done by little girls
Comic Sans best used in moderation
Come on join me, the Comic Sans Nation

Comic Sans the font that's misunderstood
Please don't use it for evil but use it for good
Comic Sans best used in moderation
Come on join me, the Comic Sans Nation
Track Name: Monster
what are we doing
I think that we made a mistake
didn’t know that this arrangement would be no give, but all take

now it’s done
she got a taste of just how good it can be
shoulda known
we could have stopped it but were too blind to see

I never really knew you anyway

now I’ve created a monster
and nobody wants her
‘cause she’s selfish and needy
she just can’t do without me
she’ll be a tough act to follow
but now that she’s hollow

think I’ve created a monster
I-I’ve created a monste
I’ve created a monster
I-I’ve created a monster

I tried so hard just to
satisfy your appetite
didn’t know that trying to please you would cause another fight

now it’s done
no turning back, what’s been done can’t be undone
shoulda known
that you were looking for something more than fun

but I never really knew you anyway

now I’ve created a monster
and nobody wants her
‘cause she’s selfish and needy
she just can’t do without me
she’ll be a tough act to follow
but now that she’s hollow

think I’ve created a monster
I-I’ve created a monste
I’ve created a monster
I-I’ve created a monster

what did I do
what did you do
I let this world revolve around you
could this story turn out differently?
think it’s too late
to save you

I’ve created a monster
and nobody wants her
‘cause she’s selfish and needy

she just can’t do without me

yeah I’ve created a monster
and nobody wants her
‘cause she’s selfish and needy
she just can’t do without me
she’ll be a tough act to follow
but now that she’s hollow

think I’ve created a monster
I-I’ve created a monster
I’ve created a monster
I-I’ve created a monster
Track Name: Substitute
Lately, I got this problem
Seems like every time we talk I can't get through to you
And baby, it seems that lately
You want a guy like me but you don't want a guy like me

You tell me you need me
That he'll never be me
But I've just learned to look the other way

Are we friends, are we lovers
What's it look like to others?
You know it really just doesn't compute
Do you want some affection or just some attention, baby
Can't be your substitute

Maybe, you'll tell me one day
You've opened up your eyes and seen the error of your way
But baby, I think that maybe
When that day comes, I'll have moved on, this will blow up in your face

You tell me you want me
Those words, oh they haunt me
I can't put faith in anything you say

Why do we even bother when we know that there's no other
That could put up with the drama that we go through all the time
My friends say I'm too lenient, situation's too convenient
And we'd finally just end it if you'd make up your damned mind

You tell me you're sorry
Your eyes get all starry
You're such a good actress, I am so done with this
Track Name: Told Me (feat. Rob Scallon)
Let's get this over, just say it's over now
I just want us to end this, but I don't know how
So you got what you wanted, so you got what you asked me for
When you got what you wanted, was it what you wanted
And worth all this fighting for?

I'm damned if I do and damned if I don't
When you promise to try and act like you won't
You keep changing your mind about something new
I just did what you told me to

Caught up in the moment, refuse to take any blame
When you get so defensive, you only just hear your name
But it takes two to make it, it takes two to break it, see
Just cut the dramatics and take responsibility

But you're damned if you do and damned if you don't
When I promise to try and act like I won't
I keep changing my mind about something new
You just did what I told you to

Oh you're so used to pleading to get your own way
And oh think you like the fighting, don't listen to a word I say

I'm damned if I do and damned if I don't
When you promise to try and act like you won't
You keep changing your mind about something new
I just did what you told me, you did what I told you

'Cause we're damned if we do and damned if we don't
When we promise to try but act like we won't
We keep changing our minds about something new
I just did what you told me

Let's get this over, just say it's over now
Just want to start over, let's just start over now